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During the last few months, I played a mental game with myself. I imagined how my conscience would feel if I voted "no" on a known PED user. My conscience felt great. And we compare Lowell Cohn to a cymbal-banging monkey toy. I'm beginning to suspect HOF voters really do fancy themselves an elite task force of karacter kops. Drugs make people crazy. A Hall of Fame ballot makes people crazier.

"BRRR! I got the sensation of cold, crisp mountain air against my face as I race towards liftoff in a world-championship ski jump on the top of Mount Spurious Moral Authority!"